Never paid much attention to politics. In High School, I would describe myself as having liberal beliefs. As soon as I went off to college something changed. For years and years I have described myself as conservative. I am not so sure anymore. I married a liberal, but I wouldn't say Laura has changed my core beliefs. My favorite band of all time is one of the most outspoken far-left acts out there. Michael Stipe has never convinced me to vote for Clinton, Gore or Obama though. Maybe becoming a dad has opened my eyes. I don't know.
I hereby declare my vote for a party I have held near and dear to my heart for many a years. A party that puts a Big Mac to shame. A party that makes one hell of a hot fudge cake. A party that supports an overweight boy with a black pompadour hairdo and red checkerboard overalls. Ladies and gentleman, I introduce to you Big Boy. Big Boy for President in '08.
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